this is a stressful time of year. If there’s one thing that can help relieve stress and make you feel good and relaxed, it’s a little self-care. Getting off might be the best self-care there is, so we’ve compiled a list of the best sex toy deals this Cyber Monday, from vibrators and sucking stimulators to butt plugs and everything in between.
Updated November 28th: We’ve updated pricing and availability throughout, added the Lelo Smart Wand 2 and Dame Alu Lube.
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MysteryVibe Crescendo 2
MysteryVibe’s flexible Crescendo 2 vibrator has been on our leaderboard from the start. This thing is kind of amazing. It’s flexible, it can conform to your body no matter how you use it, and it packs a whopping six internal motors. These motors can also be customized using the MysteryVibe app, allowing you to create your very own symphony of vibration patterns and intensities.
If you’ve never used a suction toy before, you’re in for a life-changing night, and the Sona 2 Cruise is the best. It’s the perfect size and shape to hold comfortably in your hand, and there’s a range of intensities to suit just about any preference. The Cruise part of the name stands for Lelo’s Cruise Control, which increases intensity when you press it firmly against your body.
The Lelo Sona 2 Cruise is one of the best suction toys, but this one has an additional feature. Unlike the others on this list, the Poet comes with three different mouths, so you can customize it to your liking, whether you’re in the mood for intense or more diffuse stimulation. Additionally, there’s a range of intensity levels and patterns, and it’s waterproof too.
The Sila’s price has gone up since we first tried it, but that’s still a discount (it used to be $135). This toy annoyed me at first for being way too soft, until I realized the slow build-up was worth it – it focuses more on the surrounding erogenous zones than similar toys, and your long-lasting O will thank you.
Lelo’s Smart Wand 2 is a sleek and powerful wand vibrator and features a soft and flexible unibody design with a polished metal handle. It honestly looks like a lightsaber, this thing is beautiful. However, with this beauty comes a surprising amount of muscle power, it’s powerful on its highest settings and gentle on its lowest settings, and the diffused vibrations make it a great choice for almost any erogenous zone.
An excellent all round everyday lube, Dame’s Alu is a water based lube that glides on cleanly and doesn’t leave a sticky feeling. A little goes a long way, and a single bottle can last for weeks to months depending on usage. It’s a good lube for all silicone toys and condom safe.
Unbound flexible bender vibrator
This offer price is automatically displayed during the checkout process. Unbound’s bender vibrator is flexible, making it ideal for both internal and external stimulation, depending on how you shape it. It’s also waterproof. The lady pom below is also known for its flexibility, however one is palm sized while the unbound is long and skinny.
Dame’s Pom (8/10, WIRED recommends) is an excellent vibrator. It’s flexible, fits comfortably in the palm of your hand, and is surprisingly powerful. The flexible body means it’s great for all genitalia and will conform to your body no matter how you use it.
Pulse’s automatic lube dispenser makes it easier than ever to prep yourself or a partner for a good time. Simply place your hand under the small spout and the Pulse will dispense the lube instantly. You’ll never have to deal with bottles again, just grab them and the Pulse will take care of it.
The Dame Com is a magic wand vibrator with an ergonomic curve to the soft, squishy head. The angle makes it much easier to reach the most varied parts of your body, making it ideal for solo flying. Here’s a secret: it works pretty well as a muscle massager too, the angled head makes it easy to reach the upper part of your back or neck to loosen those knots.
Most toys can be used alone or with a partner, but the Dame Arc excels at solo use. Five vibration patterns and five intensity levels are packed into its soft silicone body, and there’s a nice curve for one-handed use. It’s waterproof and great for G-spot stimulation.
The Crescendo 2’s little brother, Poco by MysteryVibe is a flexible vibrator in a compact package. It shares the same flexing and folding joints as the Crescendo 2, but the Poco is smaller and slightly less articulated. However, the vibration motors are just as powerful and are pre-programmed with some stimulating vibration patterns.
Biird’s Namii Sucking Stimulator not only uses standard suction technology to simulate the gentle sucking of oral sex, it also includes a surprisingly powerful vibrator. It’s got a soft, squishy body that feels great, all the buttons are within easy reach and easy to tell apart by touch alone, and it comes with a charging cradle that doubles as an adorable little night light.
We Vibe Melt + Pillow Talk
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One of my favorite packs, the We-Vibe Melt is a fun little suction stimulator that fits perfectly in your hand, and the Pillow Talk Sassy is a small, responsive internal vibrator. It’s a great pairing, especially if you’re either new to sex toys or just looking to add to a small but growing collection.
Sijo’s cooling sheets are super comfy if you’re a hot sleeper like me. They have a silky feel and will keep you just warm enough at night without feeling suffocated. That light and cooling note is also great for something else: keeping you and a partner (or partner) from getting all hot and sweaty during sex. They’re kind of a game changer, honestly.
The Rose suction stimulator is a novel little thing. Its shape makes it feel really unique and ticklish. It’s great at giving that oral sex-like sucking sensation, and its shape makes it a cute little bedside tchotchke.
Satisfyer Pro 2
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Sucking Toy is one of the toys I recommend most to people who are new to sucking toys. The hard plastic body makes it easy to grab and move, and the angle of the soft silicone mouth is just perfect for reaching the clitoris or frenulum when flying solo.
We generally like the vibe of Fun Factory. This pulsating vibrator has an internal motor that can thrust, throb and flutter, creating new sensations both externally and internally. The wide, flat tip allows for precise clitoral and G-spot stimulation. The deal is part of a larger Cyber Week sale.
This is incredibly cute and looks more like a seashell you collected on the beach than a sex toy. It dropped to $77 earlier this month, but it normally costs $99. The ribs along the back give different sensations regardless of the genitals you use it with and the whole thing is made of gel with silicone over it so it’s squishy and soft.
A number of Lelo toys make our top picks and this one combines vibration and an air pulsing mechanism to create suction. You can use one end at a time or together to stimulate your G-spot and clitoris for a truly intense experience.
This offer applies automatically during checkout. Using a plug can be intimidating, but the romp is perfect for beginners. It’s small but not tiny and always super affordable too. It is convenient and also easy to clean. (Make sure you use water-based lube.)
The Hugo works for whatever parts you have but is ideal for a prostate. There are two motors, six vibration modes and 12 intensities. It comes with a remote control and you can put it into motion detection mode to decrease or increase the intensity simply by tilting or moving the remote. This is another toy that is good for beginners as the size is not intimidating.
Vibratex Wand Mini.
As iconic as the rabbit vibrator, but arguably a lot more accessible (and fun), Magic Wands are known for their intense, rumbling vibrations. This miniature version does without the obligatory extension cable of the predecessor. It still has the wide vibrating head that works well for both broad and targeted stimulation.
The Satisfyer Pro Penguin is such an adorable little toy that it’s hard not to recommend it. It’s a powerful little sucking toy, but on top of that it has a little bow tie. Also included in this pack is the aforementioned Pillow Talk Sassy internal vibrator. There is something for everyone here.
The Vector Vibrating Massager is medium in size, making it a great choice for those who aren’t super pros when it comes to buttocks. It’s curved to hit the P-point and has a surprisingly powerful internal motor.
The Satisfyer Curvy 3+ is a sucking stimulator with a unique body shape that’s really fun to use on yourself or a partner. It’s larger than the other suction toys on this list, but that means it’s easier to use in a wider variety of positions. The soft silicone body is also great for light internal play.
Retailer sales pages
Would you like to browse the offers yourself? Here are some big retailers with Cyber Monday deals.